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WEIRD
NJ ?
I'm
a big weird nj fan also ... not only the magazine ...i'm a fan of
those guys persistence, dedication and determination over the years as they
transformed an idea into an institution!
they're
one of my many inspirations
i
grew up in lodi and have experienced some of the weirdest of the weird ... it is
reflected in my shows and when you book my show for your event ... be it a keg
party. pig roast, formal dinner or a wedding you are going to appreciate the
offbeat entertainment THAT I offer....not a lame, kiddie, magic show.
Strange,
outrageous, bizarre, magickal,
entertainment for those who crave the weird, unusual and unexplained!!!
Hi, and thank you for the overwhelming response from WEIRD
NJ readers. It has been fantastic! I love hearing all of the WEIRD NJ stories
from people, first hand, and also sharing my own stories at parties and shows.
Some of the things that WEIRD NJ fans share is a very good imagination, a
creative mind and a sense of adventure...for example... some people can look at
an odd shaped tree and that is all they see ... A TREE ...but the WEIRD NJ "type"
is able to see all kinds of wondrous things in this tree, creatures and people
and more....the WEIRD NJ type is an amazing person and the kind of person I can
truly appreciate ... and also the type of person who can appreciate my
brand of "OptiMystikal" entertainment!
STRANGE ... FUN ... BIZARRE
Believe me…if you are looking for some unique, entertainment for your party,
gathering or establishment … the
entertainment that I can provide is exactly what the WEIRD NJ fan hungers for.
I'm not talking about a "dumb" magic show...I'm talking about
something beyond that.... That moment of wonder, when your reality is shaken and a chill runs through your
body. My performances include many strange and unusual spectacles...Everything from stealing a “secret thought” from a guests mind
... to
performing a “gory, demonstration of “psychic surgery” on a young
woman's
mid-section ...right out in the open with bare hands! Everyone loves to see my
collection of strange, & bizarre artifacts and haunted items and the amazing
occurences surrounding them. I perform in a variety of capacities...magician,
mentalist, Hypnotist & Intuitive Reader ... Please check out the types of
entertainment I offer...
UNIQUE, FUN, ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR
GUESTS
Beginning with Fun, Palm Reading / Hand Analysis or private Card Readings can be
fascinating for your guests. ( Palm reading is not just saying “OOOOOH you have a
long life line and you will live into your nineties”) no... forget that crap!
True “hand analysis” is REAL…we use our hands everyday to live our life
and our life is revealed through our hands… the size and shape of your hand
…the skin texture, can truly reveal your personality, things you did not even
know about yourself . My card readings are done with an ordinary “Poker Deck” and
people enjoy learning the symbolic meanings of these cards that can be found in
any home. This form of “strolling” entertainment is guaranteed to be
absolutely fascinating for your guests.
"We
found you in Weird NJ magazine" ...... "Thank you Stephen, it was a
pleasure having you at the wedding. Everyone was really happy with the readings
you did for them. You did a great job! "
Sincerely,
Nicole
A. Metuchen
,
NJ
Also check out the shows that I offer ...“HEAD TRIP”
…a fascinating voyage into the unknown world of the magical mind … or “STRANGE
WORLD” which is popular around Halloween but I am now performing more
throughout the year due to all the WEIRD fans.
My shows are a unique combination of entertainment and REAL
mind-games and mental experiments that journey into ESP, and are experienced in your own
thoughts on a personal level which can not be explained! WE
ARE DEALING IN THE UNKNOWN... I never know exactly the direction each show will
take... it depends on the group ... but I
do know that it will be strange and fascinating.
A TRUE , FUN JOURNEY INTO THE UNKNOWN!
My “COMEDY HYPNOSIS” show is great for
large crowds over 100. Conventions, project graduation, Colleges, High Schools
or Veterans group fundraisers!
Or choose a night… invite some friends and have a “PSYCHIC
PARTY”…I guarantee it will be a night to remember!
( "I LOVE my
job" )
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
I have tons of testimonials from people who can attest
that my entertainment is unlike any other…even the stage shows for "kids"
and birthday parties lean toward the weird and bizarre in a fun and innocent way
that blows the kids minds as well as their parents. Forget the old cliché’
rabbit in the hat…Offbeat, Fun, Mind-Blowing, comedy,
MAGIC! I perform for kids...families...or adults...and I have stuff that is
special for either or all!
TELL ME WHAT KIND OF EVENT YOU ARE HOSTING OR THE TYPE OF
CUSTOMERS WHO FREQUENT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT AND I'LL PUT TOGETHER A FANTASTIC
EVENING OF FUN FOR YOU & YOUR GUESTS. PERHAPS A COMBINATION OF STAND-UP SHOW
AND "PRIVATE READINGS" AFTERWARD...IT WILL BE AN EVENT TO PROMOTE AND
WORD WILL SPREAD OF SOMETHING TRULY "DIFFERENT" TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
PEOPLE WILL ANTICIPATE & TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE AND LONG AFTER!
Hi Stephen,
I just wanted to thank you for making my party such a big hit last Saturday.
Everyone loved you and talked about you for days. My cousin even told me
that
now she's trying to read her friend's palms because she's so into it! Your
show was perfect for all my guests and you were worth every penny. Just
wanted
to say thank you again and next time I have a party I will give you a call.
I
will definitely recommend you in the future!
Dawn Swicicki, Selden, NY
My entertainment is truly “off-the-beaten-path”.
I performed my first show at the Lodi Library when I was 12 yrs old and I have
continued to be in awe of the strange, weird and wonderful opportunities that
are all around us.
I have been a big fan of WEIRD NJ since way back from the
time when it was only a newsletter.
Born in Manhattan, but moved to Lodi, NJ in 1968 when I was 6 yrs old and I
knew right away that I was in a weird and magical place. Lodi has ,not only,
some of the nicest people in the world...but also some of the
strangest, loveable characters and some of the weirdest happenings and stories in Jersey
Lore. Even as WEIRD NJ begins to branch out across the Weird U.S. I am certain
that NEW JERSEY will remain the weirdest!
Though I grew up in Lodi, New Jersey I now live 5 minutes across the N.J. border in
* Dingmans Ferry Pa. and perform at
resorts and Restaurants throughout the Poconos, Pa. as well as New Jersey and
New York. ...Since moving out of Lodi in 1985 we have lived in 5 different
states and currently enjoy traveling around the northeast for different shows
...We're even starting to get requests from across the country ...currently
gearing up for a show in Ohio.
*
( The Dingmans Ferry Pa. bridge is in itself a true WEIRD NJ icon…as you travel
from Sussex County N.J. into Pa. This is the only privately owned bridge in the state
… an old wooden thing that barely fits 2 passing cars… and there is no toll booth…
just an old guy standing at the end of the bridge with a pocket full of change.
It’s truly weird and like a trip “back-in-time” as you transition from the
city to the country.)
As you can see from traveling thru my website, I
perform all types of fun shows for every possible audience... but my heart lies in
the fascinating world of the strange, unexplained and the unknown!
My deep interest and studies in the the imaginative world
of the theater & the "REAL" world of psychology, human potential, religion, and the paranormal have allowed
me to create a brand of magical entertainment that is mind boggling,
uplifting and truly
memorable.
If it is a stand-up show with an audience…everyone enjoys getting involved in
a fantastic “group experience” as minds and emotions make magical
connections throughout the room. Smaller parties and venues create a mystical atmosphere
for magical things to happen and they usually do!
I hope to get the opportunity to perform for you in the WEIRDEST state in the
world,
Stephen
stephen@optimystiks.com
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